Playoffs Won't Happen for Spurs
The dream of lifting a championship banner above the home field of the <Texas Spurs:team#73> has been extinguished, at least for 2056. The club was formally eliminated from playoff contention today.

Asked to comment on the news, Spurs manager <Matt Yordy:manager#60> issued a one-word statement, which cannot be printed by BNN.

Before this season, the Spurs had made the playoffs 4 times in a row. In the 44 years they have been a American Federation Baseball League franchise, they have made the playoffs 4 times. In the last 10 seasons, the Spurs have missed the playoffs 6 times. Texas has won the Federation Cup Series 2 times in their history. 