Off-Field Accident Sidelines van Uffelen 
<Texas:team#73> announced today that <Riemer van Uffelen:player#10256> will be forced to miss 1-2 weeks because of blurred vision the starting pitcher received after he got drunk and started trouble at the bar.

This season <van Uffelen:player#10256> has 16 wins and 8 losses and a 2.29 ERA.