Bad News for Jupiter, Keyes Injured
<Jupiter:team#102> fans will be disappointed to learn that <Edgardo Keyes:player#2314> suffered radial nerve compression while throwing a pitch in today's game. After the doctor informed the <Jupiter Spuds:team#102> manager that Keyes was expected to miss 5-6 months, the manager told the press that the rest of the team would have to step up their play until the starting pitcher could return. "You can't make excuses in baseball, because there's always a game tomorrow," said the team's skipper.

